Bronzer Cream

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan

My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

Bronied

When you have a bad day and your friends try to cheer you up by buying you a 3D printer and program it to print my little ponies in rainbow glitter when you start it up.

Once, during covid, James started a weekly happy hour call for a bunch of misfits to get together and keep sane. In the discord channel he said he wanted to feel normal again. Then Michael got sick. James and Sean and Justin and Josh and Pete and Kyle and their family and friends decided to buy him a present to cheer him up. They bronied him good!

by Shiv Lowe October 21, 2022

get your bronze on

When someone of the opposite sex finds another attractive and suggests hanging out and tanning as a means to lead into other activities. Mostly occurs

during the summer or spring break. A phrase for the summer as watching Netflix would be. Highly suggestive when used correctly.

Carl was at the beach and saw a hot chick. Hey girl you want to get your bronze on later

by Yetilove July 4, 2018

Bronze Shower

The act of a man, urinating Into a women's anus and she proceedes to Shit-Piss it onto his face.

"Dude I was with my girlfriend and and she totally gave me a bronze shower"

by bronzy November 14, 2012

Hella Bronze

A way to describe how intoxicated, or high one is.

Man, remember those days we used to get hella bronze?

by BigD Couch April 7, 2011

Bronze Flute

While toungue bathing a woman's starbolt, finger her nubby love button making her moan like a musical insturment. A gender reversal of the rusty trombone.

"Wow Jill sure has a big smile on her face."
"That's because I gave her the bronze flute for four hours last night, my toungue hurts!"

by Robo "The Pole" Ski March 19, 2007

Bronze Overwatch Player

Someone who is so brain dead that they can't comprehend to get on the objective of the game or do anything helpful

Im capping the point
Orisa is on you
It's ok she's a bronze overwatch player

by Memer3000 August 18, 2018