by Jack Whopper April 5, 2010
Get the brolumni mug.noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.
Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.
b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.
c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.
c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010
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When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"
"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."
"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."
"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013
Get the brolisted mug.I'd been needing a larger brolly for months, since our others had all fallen apart, as umbrellas, especially cheap ones, often do. When I saw that one in the lost and found I was all over it faster than Marion Jones on steroids.
by mandingoh December 10, 2004
Get the brolly mug.When two guys have a strong friendship. This friendship could be described as being "best friends" These two bros will hang out with each other every chance they get because theu enjoy each others company so much and have fun being around each other. This relationship is a hetero one.... no homo involved but these guys will be hanging out so much that people will think they are in love with each other.
Matt to his girlfriend Mandy: Hey I'm hanging out with Lucas today.
Mandy: Again? I'm getting jealous of this brolationship!!!
Matt: Don't worry...its no homo. We just enjoy kickin' it
Mandy: Again? I'm getting jealous of this brolationship!!!
Matt: Don't worry...its no homo. We just enjoy kickin' it
by SwaggOnFull November 21, 2011
Get the Brolationship mug.Old school but intentionally bling timepiece. Specifically worn with clothing and accessories not generally associated with the lifestyle or target audience of watchmakers such as, but not limited to, the traditionally conservative company Rolex.
Nice work on the Brolex and the vintage Ramones concert T.
Here's a thought, ditch the Jacob & Co. for a sleeper Brolex.
She's a total smokeshow with the Brolex and those wicked Louboutin stilettos.
Here's a thought, ditch the Jacob & Co. for a sleeper Brolex.
She's a total smokeshow with the Brolex and those wicked Louboutin stilettos.
by fullcity July 22, 2007
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