run-away bride-eyes

Big bugged-out eyes like that chick who purposefully disappeared before she was supposed to get married.

Check out that chick with the run-away bride-eyes. Her eyeballs look like they are popping out her head. Two words: d-caff...

by Bryon Tucker January 6, 2008

breeder wagon

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children

A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).

by rebecca g May 28, 2009

Bridesmen

A male in the bride's wedding party that is equivalent to a bridesmaid in duty and position.

The bride has nothing but male friends, so instead of bridesmaids she has bridesmen

by punktilious21 November 21, 2010

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012

Why Bride

A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.

It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.

Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.

by dogegg October 17, 2014

Welfare Dog Breeder

A person who breeds dogs for thousands but begs for donations because they don’t have a job. They live off others hard earned money. They hoard animals and live in small houses. The dogs are a source of income solely to bring attention to themselves.

That welfare dog breeder took up donations to build a fence.

by wtf is wrong with people May 9, 2020

bridezilla

noun. Formed from blending of the words bride and Godzilla (Japanese movie monster). Used to describe a woman whose behavior becomes outrageously bad in the course of planning for her wedding.

Joan, normally a pleasant person, became a real bridezilla whenever she spoke to the caterers.

by frannyd22 September 28, 2003