Brantford

The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.

The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.

Person One: Give me your money.

Person Two: Are you from Brantford?

Person One: How did you know?

Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.

Person One: You are correct. Good day.

by MistakeMeForASucker June 5, 2009

Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010

branthums

huge tits that beg to be fondeled. boobs so big you wanna talk to them.

my God look at that set of branthums on her! those are amazing!

by jpeez20 February 15, 2009

bratager

a child between the ages of 5 and 14-ish.

a child of this age is named a bratager because they often behave like spoiled brats, demanding quite a lot from their parents, and being in most cases a rotten apple at the same time. Yet you can't kick them out of the house; at this age they are not old or smart enough to even try and flap your own wings.

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

brat seizure

When someone is having a ridiculous temper tantrum; acting a-fool. Someone who is trying to gain attention be being overly dramatic about something and in turn, is annoying to those around them. Someone who is a whiny-ass baby.

Joe was mad that his boss told him to do his job, so he had a massive brat seizure in front of his colleagues.

by Adulting Is Required December 9, 2016

Brantford Housing Projects

Eastside Brantford:
- Eastdale Projects or Eastdale Gardens
- Darling Apartments
- Charlotte Apartments
- Nelson Heights
- Richard Beckett Projects
- Grey Winds Projects
- Daleview Projects
- St. Basil's Community Homes
Eagle Place
- Riverside Gardens
Northside
- Westglen Projects
- Branlyn Projects
- Brier Park Houses
- Northland Houses
West Brantford
- Lorne Towers
- John Noble Apartments
- Harmony Homes
- Brant Projects

Lets go see all the Brantford Housing Projects

by BrantfordFacts November 25, 2020

Ljubi brat

A way of saying thank you to a close friend. When translated directly from Serbian, it means “Your bro kisses you”. Of course in the most brotherly way possible.

- Yo bro I got you a present for your birthday.
- For real? Aw man, Ljubi brat!

by GreasyBallHair April 24, 2021