A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.
"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."
"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."
"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"
"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."
"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"
by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009
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by BroughtoyoubyZgarcia May 12, 2011
Get the Breasted mug.by matt_ISGOD September 29, 2003
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by KingLime August 21, 2008
Get the Blasted mug.Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.
by Kneeneye November 6, 2011
Get the Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher mug."She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.
A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.
by StarryQET May 30, 2023
Get the Breasted Boobily down the Stairs mug.When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.
by The Dirty October 2, 2012
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