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blooper show

A blooper show happens when the cast of a theatrical play decides to add in various things not a part of the original blocking or lines for their own amusement. though amusing, it is considered incredibly unprofessional
We decided to do a blooper show and the director was livid
by janlari584 August 20, 2009
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Boobphobia

A type of fear and irritation that insults,hate everything that they see related to boobs.

Mostly seen when individuals try to remove boobs in any medium. This can also be seen at FixArt pictures.
It also affect real woman who had to deal with boobphobic people.
I remember i used to be bullied a ton for being a woman just bcoz my boob shape is big.

Boobphobia is real and factual
by I-speak-with-facts March 5, 2021
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Blip In Your Bloop

"Blip In Your Bloop" is when you are forced to do something tragic, like murdering you're family and friends with a revolver because you believe it is the end of the world caused by giant bugs. But after murdering them, you run out of bullets for yourself and find out the world is actually fine and you've been saved. That's a blip in your bloop. Please refer to film The Mist for full 'Blip in your Bloop' effect.
Tom Jane has 4 Bullets left. His son, new girlfriend and 2 elderly people in the car with him. Giant bugs will viscously eat them alive if they don't take their our own lives.

BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM *Tom Jane kills 4 passengers sacrificing himself to the bugs hiding in the mist outside of the car.

Minutes later.

The Army shows up saving everyone in the town, including Tom Jane himself.

Terry Roberts *in the theatre*- Well... that's a blip in your bloop!
by Nashacorey November 19, 2013
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bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. July 6, 2007
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bloo-bloop!

used in MSN minesweeper, bloo-bloop! is used to signify "that sucks." or "haha! sucks to be you!"
"Man, Jason Jensen just ran over my dog."
"bloo-bloop!"

"www.homestarrunner.com hasn't updated their site in 2 weeks!"
"bloo-bloop!"
by --3993-- June 28, 2005
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Boobpire

Boobpires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the boobs of female creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person.

One can easily identify this creature by looking at their modus operandi, they hunt alone, and stare at boobs while drooling.

The only way a female can defend from a boobpire is by piercing their nipples with silver piercings.

One can completely annihilate one by staking them on both of the boobpire's boobs.
Guy 1 - Dude! I think that guy is a boobpire!
Guy 2 - You have a stake? I have mine, let's kill it!
Boobpire - *drools while staring at female breasts*
by Croo February 26, 2011
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bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.
"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."
by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013
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