bonnet movie

These sappy romance movies that usually involved some romantic affair with some half faggy looking guy with an aristocratic family. Usually takes place around the 1910s Victorian era and has women wearing bonnets, horses and buggies. It is usually shown on TCM or Lifetime and it thinks it has some historical value to it, but it more of another movie for women to rise their estrogen when they are having PMS. It's a movie that guys are sometimes dragged to when they are on a date.

Gone With The Wind is the classic example of a bonnet movie

by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010

Ukrainian bonnet

When a man shaves his head bald, puts a crazy amount of lube on it and shoves his head into the vagina of a woman.

Dan: Hey why did Ted go Bald?

Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.

Dan: What a sick fuck!

by shaved all over September 11, 2012

Put a bonnet on it!

A indie way to say, "Wear a condom."

Nick M: Put a bonnet on it!
Ryan: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

by THE Young Vein August 27, 2010

beatle bonnet

a womans vagina, also know as:
snatch
spam purse
gamon steak
cunt
mound
box
gash
slot
minge
twat
and many more but i cant think

dude look at her beatle bonnet, its pressing against her trousers!

by feaces face October 15, 2005

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

Brad on a bonnet

When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.

Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.

by Tyranasurus Wreck January 16, 2019

on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

by StMi February 13, 2012