bruce bowen'd

to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.

Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.

by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009

Bruce Lee

Lee Jun Fan's philosophy:

Empty your mind; be formless; shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or creep, or drip, or crash... be water my friend.

by [ok] November 16, 2003

Bruce Lee

Kicks Ass.

Don't fuck with Bruck Lee

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Bruce Willis

He who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons

Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.

by Will Leonard November 29, 2006

Bruce Lee

He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.

He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.

I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.

A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.

Bruce Lee Is A True Hero, Master, Philosopher and Most Of All Martial Artist------Period.

by Slade Technics December 9, 2008

The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016

Bruce Lee

THE ONE MAN TO STRIKE DOWN THE ALMIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS!! he did. it happened in return of the dragon.

Bruce Lee overpowers a Chuck Norris joke no matter what

Bruce Lee killed chuck norris in return/way of the dragon

by FL!CK May 13, 2009