Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.

Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.

by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013

Blistered

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

Buttered

1. To be harshly, intensely high off of marijuana and the like. Typically used by people that are past the point of several hits, as your average sober Joe will use more sophisticated terms such as 'blazed' or 'lit'.

Dude. Me and the guys split a dub last night, and we got four fat joints, two huge grape blunts, and two fat bowls going around the group at the same time. We got so buttered man!

by TheWeedHead November 21, 2013

Bluttered

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.

Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!

by prof_evil January 27, 2011

Blistered

the term "blistered" is used to describe a state of uber inebriation, often due to inhilation of marijuana smoke.

Dude, I was so blistered at that party last night, I couldn't feel my nipples.

by Jimmy Ruuu June 2, 2008

Buttered Nap Seed

Semen... hot, salty semen.
Gimme some of that Buttered Nap Seed... now!

"Nap - will you please pass me the tissues so I can wipe that Hot Buttered Nap Seed from under my right boob? Thanks babe. I love you by the way..."

by Nap July 19, 2004

flustered

adj.
1. A condition of being stressed or upset, especially over something insignifigant
2. Sexual frustation
3. Ada's most common state of being

Ada is flustered all day, every day. She needs to calm her ass down.

by J. W. B. April 26, 2006