by Tim January 2, 2005
Get the super blumkin mug.The art of a woman teasing your weasel during the period of excretion, in the process you flick shit at her face like a monkey, as a result, you grab her face, and dunk it into the toilet. You can also repeat the process with a Sweet corn Surprise. Blumkin Dunkin + Sweet corn Surprise= Blumkin' Dunkin' Sweet corn Surprise
Dave boasted " She's propah nasty, she gave me a Blumkin Dunkin"
Bob responded "Fucking hell Dave, my bird gave me a Sweet corn surprise after an' all!"
Bob responded "Fucking hell Dave, my bird gave me a Sweet corn surprise after an' all!"
by efgwehdnjcaicd March 30, 2017
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Get the blunkins mug.The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"
Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.
I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.
I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
by superpooper June 13, 2008
Get the blumkin mug.Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.
After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.
by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009
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