A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007
Get the Bluetooth Assmug. Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.
Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)
Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009
Get the Bluetooth Thugmug. When one "whacks" their penis on both sides of their partner's face to the ear; leaving 2 prints like a Stereo Bluetooth headset.
Heistand got pretty drunk and was distributing BJs, when it was my turn I had to give him a stereo bluetooth so we would all have proof of his behaviour next day when he got sober.
by MandingoTrump May 5, 2008
Get the Stereo bluetoothmug. by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006
Get the bluetooth pantsmug. Bluetooth Douche; Noun. Most common uses: in reference to an individual persistently wearing the aforementioned Bluetooth device whether in use or not. A Bluetooth Douche may require constant attachment to Bluetooth device in order to compensate for lack of confidence, lack of wealth or lack of sexual prowess. When said Bluetooth device is active the Bluetooth Douche will ensure you've noticed him or her using device by yelling loudly into open air or discussing intimate details loudly and in great detail. Female Bluetooth Douches will often time pull hair back away from face so as to be sure the device, that most likely matches their phone, is seen. Male Bluetooth Douches will often wear a pair of sunglasses (see Sunglasses Douche),in situations not requiring sunglasses, to draw attention to the device as well. The Bluetooth Douche is considered a nuisance and form of pestilence and research has shown that Bluetooth Douchiness is a growing epidemic. Scientists confirm that by the year 2020 the world will be run by Bluetooth Douches.
See also: Bluetooth Ass
See also: Bluetooth Ass
Carol: Gawd...he's so full of himself. He's not even attractive! What's the point of constantly wearing that thing? No one wants to talk to him.
Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.
Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.
by Professor Graves October 18, 2008
Get the Bluetooth Douchemug. The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth
by EggInThisTryinTime June 17, 2018
Get the Sharia Bluetoothmug. The act of inserting bluetooth-enabled device in your person in anticipation of receiving a bluetooth message.
by djsixtoes October 16, 2009
Get the Bluetooth Pushmug.