Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.

*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs

by EmoHo July 22, 2018

Project Blueballs

The code name for the systematic study of sightings of men displaying attention seeking behaviour online in order to solicit images of women to be used for their own sexual gratification.

Project Blueballs: Entry May 2021: Subject appeared in chatroom, hovered in a stationary position for some time, responding only when female members present contributed to the conversation. When all sign of female members in the vicinity was lost, subject travelled away from the site at high speed evading further detection.

by spookfish May 21, 2021