bludger

One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!

by dYsLeXiA January 11, 2005

Butt bladder

When you eject liquid poop with such ferocity that it sounds like urination.

Typically not a one time event. This condition will haunt you for many sessions.

Dude I ate that raw meat last night, and was up all night with butt bladder.

by fukengruvenman February 1, 2014

Doll Bludger

A widespread Australian term and used in some other parts of the world. It is a negative term referring to those who live on government welfare payments without any good cause. They refuse to find jobs and are known for living in poor socio-economic conditions.

A Doll Bludger is a waste of taxpayers money, they are those individuals who were born with a leisurely personality and sheer laziness.

by Yada_212 January 21, 2009

Full bladder

When you have to pee and can't wait a second more.

Can we hurry? I have a full bladder

by SelEmma March 29, 2012

Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Milk Bladders

BOOBIES;those large milk containing sex magnets

I could suck on those Milk Bladders all night!!!!

by Mike169 March 13, 2008

Bladder buster

An excessively lengthy event, such as a multi-hour class, meeting, show, line or worship service, that drags on without breaks and keeps its captive attendees from heeding nature's call, resulting in great discomfort, inability to pay attention, and, in the most severe cases, ruined clothes and seats.

That three-hour meeting was quite the bladder buster.

by FairVanity January 21, 2010