blubberfuck

To fuck a whale of a girl

Damn that bitch was fat, you da blubberfuck king!

by Tap3k January 21, 2003

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004

Blurblesnortch

Very effeminate man that is often mistaken as a woman naturally without the means of cross-dressing.

This cute girl started to come onto me last night but when we hooked up, I realized I was fooled by a blurblesnortch.

by DizzySpell February 8, 2009

Blubber Fucked

The mistake of fucking any roll of fat on a morbidly obese chick thinking it is her vagina.

My friend thought he was pounding his fat girlfriends pussy but by mistake he blubber fucked her .

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012

buble

(boob-lay) a form of sexual expression when a penis frolics between someone's breasts

While listening to Michael Buble, I let my boyfriend get a buble.

by smoover b October 27, 2007

blible

When you swear on the holy book, and know you're going to lie your ass off!!

For examples of the act of blible in action, see: Lord Jeffery Archer.

by GTPG November 8, 2006

Blubber Roll'd

An online prank where the user is intentionally lured into a falsely titled video of a fatty partaking in lewd acts. With the intention of destroying your up and coming masturbation session.

Person 1 :Dude! Come over here and check out this smoking hott chick dancing!!
Person 2 :OHH Sweet!! wait ... OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!
Person 1 : HAHA you have just been Blubber Roll'd

by DANgerous16 December 31, 2008