Blorptastic

Something so bizarre yet fantastic that it defies explanation.

"That blorptastic moment when the raccoon steals your sandwich and flips you off mid-scamper."

by peanutpatrol November 26, 2024

blorta

A Torta(fat Latina) that is mixed and is half Black half Latina

She wants to steal your taco truck to eat all the food she is such a Blorta

by Blortavion November 29, 2024

blorta

A Fat Mixed Black and Latina Torta

They stole your taco truck and ate all the ingredients they must be a Blorta

by Blortavion November 29, 2024

Blortnite

The act of receiving a blowjob while playing the hit game Fortnite.

Man work has been rough this week, I could use a blortnite right about now.

by TheKid02 December 18, 2024

blort

when you fill your diapee with poopies from pushies >:3

*playing with my toys*
*grrmbl*
my tummy hurts...
imma make pushies :3
*hrrggh*
*blort*
i love pushies and making poopies *smursh*

by pamperblowouts January 31, 2026

Blorf

A fart that travels into your vagina

"Angela blorfed so hard she fell out of her chaise lounge. That's the last time she came over for chili night"

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 5, 2026

Blorfinate

B-L-or-fin-it
Noun
To attempt to fix something with great enthusiasm but unintentionally make it worse.

Example - I tried to update my phone’s software but accidentally blorfinated it, and now it won’t turn on.

by Wargom February 25, 2025