hobo blogger

Someone who routinely skips blogging for a week or more at a time.

He's such a hobo blogger I've stopped linking to him.

by Faithful Blogger August 21, 2005

blodge

To give a blow job to a person(s).

"C'mon, give me a blodge will ya?"

by Unknown265324 July 13, 2007

dole bludger

1. An individual who prefers to collect unemployment benefits over working for a living, and actively works at trying to qualify to maintain their eligibility to continue receiving said benefits.
2. Individual who actively avoids works.
3. Most New Zealanders who migrate to Australia.

1. When was the last time bill had a job ? Never, he's just a dole bludger

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

blodgem

The definition of boldgem comes from a fat kid named brandon thurlow from Old Orchard Beach High School, from a mispronounced Bllodgett, the assistant principal in our school. It can be used to define anything and everything.

Your such a fucking blodgem.

by SwissCheez January 3, 2005

Bloggerazzi

An individual that waits for authors of popular blogs to post new enteries so that they can be the first to leave a comment.

Becka:
people will post on boards or comments etc, with just "FIRST" or "Top Ten" because they're there before everyone else

Becka:
it's the i'm better than you because i posted first on dooce's website today blah blah blah-coughloser-

Jay:
Never heard of it.

Becka:
you're lucky

Becka:
'its annoying, most of the time turns into a shit slinging fest between comment people because people are pissed they weren't first

Becka:
it's argueing on the internet at it's worst

Becka:
fucking retards

Jay:
Sounds like a new term needs to be coined... "Bloggerazzi"

Becka:
haha indeed

Jay:
I wonder if you and I can trademark that word... and then unleash it onto the internet.

by The Sheepshagger November 2, 2005

bloggering

the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.

Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.

-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)

by VickyB February 5, 2009

Dooze Bodger

someone who goes out of their way to avoid drinking or downing their drink

Peter Gillibrand is a dooze bodger

by The incredible Pint Chopper September 19, 2016