Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

Coke-blocker

Any bathroom attendant as they stop you from doing coke in their workspace.

"Damn why does every bar in this city have a coke-blocker!"

by Bkklub July 21, 2019

cock block blocker

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex

Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!

by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004

Cock Blocker

A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend

1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker.

2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker

examples courtesy of TwanDiggity

by she_so_sexy06 May 1, 2005

porn blocker

the worst thing ever in the history of school. EVER!

"Hey Tod how is it in Canada?"

"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"

"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"

"School, of corse."

"Why school, Tod?"

"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"

TOD HAS SINGED OUT.

by LOLcats never LOL October 22, 2008

u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006

pussy blocker

Like a cock blocker, a pussy blocker is someone who prevents a woman from getting cock.

Kim did not want Emily to sleep with Karl, with a "K", so she made up a story about Emily having herpes, so Karl would not fuck her! So then Emily the next day called Kim a pussy blocker, she is a pussy blocking bitch! Then they got into a pillow fight in their underwear and accidentaly kissed...

by Charlie Mann January 29, 2007