blobcat

1. A very very fat cat; the smaller the head the better. Generally unreceptive to hugs, pets, or loving of any kind. Although they appear to be content to simply sit and be rotund, blobcats secretly love affection

2. A student in the field of philosophy who enjoys paradoxes, syntax, rollicking theological debate, and very very fat cats

She tried to sit on the couch, but the blobcat covered three cushions

by Schnoo June 24, 2009

text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016

blabbergob

(noun), A talkative person.A chatterbox.
Blabbergob is made up of two words blabber and gob.
'Blabber' meaning talk volubly, persistently, and usually inconsequentially (courtesy: answers.com)
".....Gob is the northern word for mouth.I used to live in Liverpool for many years and you'd say to people "ah, shut yer gob", you know, and it simply means, mouth.
So, to be 'gobsmacked' is to be struck dumb as if by a smack in the face....."
(Lesson 23,Gobsmacked from BBC Learning English – Keep your English up to date )

example1: Yossarian couldn't stand Huple for many reasons, and one main reason was because Huple was a blabbergob. Huple was willing to talk just about anything at any time, and he often did so too.
example2: I couldnt catch a wink of sleep in the bus, there was this blabbergob sitting next to me.

by Sujay Sukumar March 19, 2007

Blibbering Humdinger

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.

"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

Blobe

Biggest load of bullshit ever

My friend: Dude the last line is Blobe
Me: What's Blobe?
My friend: BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT EVER
Me: Yeah thats mad

by partyatmine38 January 9, 2010

Blebb

a whore or slut that drinks excessivley and fucks every boy that she sees; does drugs such as LSD, Heroine, and Marijuana

That girl is a total blebb.

by margaret wot April 28, 2008

blob

a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank

Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters

by yrba1 April 12, 2009