big bertha

a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...

person 1: who is that?
person2: That's big bertha...
person3: NICEEEE!!!

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Hot Bertha

The act of two partners bending over and going ass to ass and thaking a shit at the same time. However sometimes if the two partners both have diarreha it can rsult in a 'Bertha Fountain'.

Rosalie and Brett left a giant mess in the bedroom after doing a few rounds of hot berthas in there.

by Mr. C Dub January 22, 2010

bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.

- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.

by perrro June 1, 2010

blether

a gathering of friends at a pub where drunken stories are exchanged

Thir isnae an embarrassment in the world that cannae be erased by a bit ay blether and a few bevvies.

by Bmose August 2, 2006

Bertha-slap

the act of a big girl slapping her tits on your dick.

awwwww big bertha just bertha-slapped me!

by PHSFALCON November 21, 2010

Blergh

The act of not doing shit for an extended period of time so as to forget the days woes, or relaxing whilst shutting off all higher brain functions.

Dude, work sucked. Imma go blergh for a bit

by Boschwalt March 7, 2015

waxy bertha

to give a man a very loose, yet painful, hand job. typically resulting in him forgetting to call you the next day.

Jim: Man, that bitch from the club gave me a waxy bertha last night. I thought I was going to bleed out my dick.

by RememberTheAlamo November 24, 2010