blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time

he was blastoiseing all day

by slimeking280 August 10, 2024

Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk

I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Blastoising

when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power

I’m gonna be blastoising my girlfriend tonight

by Jess223 April 16, 2024

Blastoising

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.

Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.

by BangalangMan February 1, 2025

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by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

Blastassem

Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em

Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event

Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"

Example:
Human#1:Wow, great shot
Human#2:That was epic (4 letter word)
Human#3:Blastassem

by 2digits December 8, 2011

Blastassem

Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em

Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event

Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"

Example:
Human#1:Wow, great shot
Human#2:That was epic (4 letter word)
Human#3:Blastassem

by 2digits December 9, 2011