dirty banonie

1) The act of inserting a banana into your partner's anus, pulling it out, and then shoving the entire thing into your mouth.

"Omg, Bill gave Kyle a dirty banonie last night at the party. He said it was amazing!!"

by Ejbrown July 16, 2006

Blandon

Blandon...this man is a living legend. The only man who can get a half pound of nugs for 45 dollars. Blandon Paulus is all things $v337. He is a master klepto and master li@4, but still incredibly leet and funny. Do somethin.

Damn, all my mother's jewelry is missing and I found a half pound of nugs in my bed, and forty five dollars missing from my wallet...Blandon has struck again.

by |34i77 June 13, 2004

Skrampled Banonos

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010

blanton

a bdsm term for when you want a candle filled with melted candle wax shoved into your ear.

oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!

by daky182 May 18, 2011

Blandon

Blandon is a geek. He is always playing video games, hanging out, and being goofy. If you find yourself your a Blandon be prepared for being ignored and non appreciated. He will ignore you and hang out with his friends and when he is lovey dovey he will only do it in private.

God I can't believe you! Your such a Blandon!

by RespectThe_Drip KAREN November 26, 2019

blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

by Danny September 29, 2004

Blazoned

When someone is looking so good you feel jealous of them.

Woah Dominic, you are blazoned today.

by TheRamburglar December 2, 2021