dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

Whatever blanks your blank

"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.

Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank

by whatevercleansyourmess February 23, 2011

(blank) my (blank) collection

A collection of rhyming words following the pattern (blank) my (blank)

EX of the (blank) my (blank) collection:
Ripple my Nipple
Suckle my Knuckle
Learn my Sperm
Lick my Dick

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 26, 2018

blank the shit out of blank

When you really did something well or something was done well to you. Also if you did something really bad or something bad was done to you.

Blank the shit out of blank can be just about anything. When you saw "I ate the shit out of that sandwhich" "I saw the shit out of that movie" "She eye fucked the shit out of me" Millions of combinations. I started using this saying in 2002 and I'm not sure where it came from, but its wonderful.

by Vinny12 January 28, 2007

KUSH BLANK

Producer from Long Island who is an active conspiracy theorist and is known for spreading misinformation on the 2020 election . Kush blanks producer tag is a clip of Alex jones ( another conspiracy theorist) stating outrageous calls of right wing extremism . kush has also stated his identity as a black political extremist who champions African American representation within our political theater .

"the 2020 election was a fraud . you sound like such a KUSH BLANK"

by dreadmanrobertz November 10, 2022

Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017

blank poll

If you see a blank pole on Twitter DO NOT VOTE FOR IT it’s used by the author’s tweet to self harm or to commit sewer slide, the polls usually have “.” Or “-“ on them that stand for options of self harm or any other form in the author’s brain

Person1: did you see she tweeted a blank poll what does that mean?
Person2: she’s going through a hard time don’t vote for it remind her she’s loved and valid

by 1Dand5sosshit April 05, 2021