Bagged

To go out with.

Last night, this cute boy was flirting with me. So I totall bagged him.

by Micky_Sprankles October 28, 2017

Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"

by BrownBagged March 14, 2010

T-bagged

When someone jumps over you and puts their balls in your face. This can happen while you're sitting, standing, or on the floor. It's embarrassing and supposed to be funny. It can happen to anyone, people.

John: Hey! Lucy just fell, and I T-bagged her!
Damien: Oh yeah!
Lucy: You stupid douches!

Damien and John: Hahahahahahahaha!

by Keoo19 June 29, 2011

e-bagged

The form of internet tea bagging, in which the victim opens an unknown photo only to view someones scrotum.

"dude last night I was checking my email, and opened up a message from jerry, only to aww a pic of his balls, that fucker e-bagged me."

by Josh Renison February 20, 2008

blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.

man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.

by bentleybird July 18, 2014

Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008