Bitchard

A variant of the name "Richard," formed by fusing "Bitch" onto the first syllable. However, this name can be used for anyone.

Essentially: "Complaining Dick"

Michael: "I don't want to go to Hastings with you two retards!"

Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."

by Khaos D. May 13, 2009

bitchachi

A bitch-like person (typically a woman) that also exhibits a few traits of a classier person. A girl that reminds you of a run-of-the-mill hosebag that also will cook you dinner, clean your clothes, and laugh at your jokes. A lady with a lack of morals mixed in with occasional bouts of class.

That hoe made love to me and folded my laundry... whata bitchachi!

by The__Boss July 11, 2011

bitchap

when unintentional shit goes down and everyone gets all bitchy. this is "mishap"s superior older sister.

"Did you hear what happened with Rachel yesterday in spanish? She was a complete bitch!"
"She got so mad about it, TOTAL bitchap."

by rookh,melissa,&morandi. January 7, 2010

Bitchassness

(1)When a person lacks the ability to let go of bullshit that they bring upon themselves; (2)To harbor female emotions towards another individual, to thrive on jealousy, envy, or just to have a bitch nigga moment. (3)To show blatant disrespect towards another person due to lack of ability to grow a pair of nuts and man up to the fact that another cherish what you fucked up because of stupidity.

(1) If you rob a liquor store, get caught and complain about the justice system: thats bitchassness
(2) When you see an ex with their new partner and you can't help but to be mad and start bitching and making snide remarks: thats bitchassness.
( when you mess up in any situation and you want to blame everybody else for decisions that you make and for your shortcomings: thats bitchassness.

by Vicious Wordplay September 9, 2010

bitchass

someone who gets on your nerves badly

"What a bitchass"
"stupid bitchass mofo"
"get the hell away from me bitchass"

by kara December 16, 2003

bitchass humble bumble

A rediculously stupid bitch who hasn't a clue what's going on in life. (Truthfully, I came up with it at random when this girl was pissing me off.)

Susy, at a space exhibit: Um, am I on Earth?

Jenny, girl next to her: You're such a bitchass humble bumble.

by you_should_know August 29, 2006

Bitchamotosis

The fine art of creating a bitch fest online;creating a viral explosion of bitchery.a frenzy of paying out on threads on facebook that are basically unimportant to your life but you waste time on it anyhow!

for instance yesterday i spent several brain hours thinking of comments to shutdown peoples opinions on some dumb thread that was so trivial im surprised i bothered so i upped the anti and Bam created a frenzy of bitchamotosis amongst the community.Everyone was out for me.Bitchamotosis is considered a result of hanging off a thread too long similar to that a of a dag on a sheep's butt.

by jacinta pearl splinter April 23, 2011