Skip to main content

Bitchagorean theorem

After a fun night when a group of people's guy to girl ratio is uneven and they have to silently and awkwardly decide who is going to be sleeping with who that night
Yeah bro there was four of us guys and only two girls so we used the bitchagorean theorem to decide who was gonna take the L and sleep on the floor.
by CrackIntosh March 19, 2019
mugGet the Bitchagorean theorem mug.

bitch-bag

when someone is more than a bitch. more like multiple bitches in one person
person 1: sup fucker
person 2: sup bitch-bag
by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019
mugGet the bitch-bag mug.

bitchbarrier

When a swarm of bitches crowd around a table where there are more bitches than chairs, spanning out so far that they prevent any other person from taking any path around the table.
Bitchbarrier at that table, we'll need a different way around
by affectedarc07 October 16, 2019
mugGet the bitchbarrier mug.

Bitchbabyitis

Johnny wont be oming to work today as he is at home with bitchbabyitis
by katsg October 18, 2019
mugGet the Bitchbabyitis mug.

Bitch bag

A fanny pack that holds everything.
My bitch bag is a great survival kit it has beef jerky
by Imdatingurwaifu April 3, 2021
mugGet the Bitch bag mug.

Bitchnagging

Bitchnagging the female form of the myth of “Mansplianing” the term can be best used when one is surrounded by a pack of angry feminists
Woman : you over privileged white males should all be euthanized

Man : quit bitchnagging and mind your own god damn business
by Cape April 17, 2021
mugGet the Bitchnagging mug.

Bitchball

When feeling; despite, broken, or alone after a long day of responsibility. One curls into a quasi fetal position (may involve crying.)
"Im done today. I am gonna get drunk, curl up in my bitchball and forget today happened."
by EtMalaUnum August 3, 2021
mugGet the Bitchball mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email