birth party

A new name for a baby shower. When one is to have a baby shower they would name it a birth party as it is a celebration.

Damon: we're having a birth party right?
Mike: yeah, today at 3

by Pookiewookie96 October 21, 2023

Devil’s Birth

A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.

Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.

That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.

by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018

birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 7, 2022

give birth

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)

i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

Birthing Hips

When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.

One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.

Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.

by Mike "freshman" R August 24, 2011

Birth Cannon

The act of repeatedly "accidentally" getting pregnant multiple times with multiple men.

Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'

by SurfNaked October 31, 2014