Newbury Berkshire UK

A place situated in the South East of England, in the Thames Valley region.
Most inhabitants of this particular town claim to hate living here ... However, never seem to leave.

Most 17-25 year olds will, at some point have had a sexual experience with someone of the opposite sex who has also had a sexual experience with one or several of their friends and\or relatives.
Everyone in Newbury is in some way related to each other, suggesting some degree of inbred behaviour.
Being such a small town, rumours and gossip spread like wildfire, in short, everyone knows everybody else's business.
A high percentage of 17-25 year old males are either drug dealers, regularly sniff cocaine, ketamin, Meow meow and a high percentage of the females within this age range will at some point engage in a sexual act to gain such drugs.

I hate living in Newbury you can't take a shit without half of Newbury Berkshire UK

by pinkdollymix September 25, 2014

berktern

One who currently is, or has been, a summer intern at the Berkman Center at Harvard University.

The Fellows were pretty mad when they found out the Berkterns had eaten all of their cookies.

by The Bushiest Bill June 4, 2009

Berkleigh

the most beautiful girl in the world. She can never make up her mind about anything, and is almost impossible to make plans with. If you're lucky enough to talk to her she'll make you smile the whole time, even though she can be a jerk at times ;)
Overall this girl is one of a kind, a girl that's so specail, that if you find her you better never let her go!

Guy 1: Who's that girl over there?
Guy 2: That's Berkleigh.
Guy 1: Oh, that makes sense. She's absolutely beautiful.

by Sebrilliant February 5, 2012

Jerkin the Berkin

v- the act of masturbating

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.

by The Pat Masta Flex April 6, 2009

Berkan

Berkan is a good looking person who likes everything and everyone. Most of the time he spends his time on some garbage stuff what normally no one does. He is a very loving person, but inwardly he is cold as ice, but he is really lovely to everyone and always tries his best to make you laugh and feel good. He is possibly a single person waiting for his princess.
He is caring and pays attention to his own. His fellows love him, but there are always those around him whining. Some talk bad about him, some good. In fact, he is a super person and a super guy.

Hey look., there is Berkan! I heard that he is... (some bad things).

Hey look, there is Berkan oh my god! I bet he is a super nice guy but I am shy to talk to him. Do you thing he would like me?

by atotaljerkface December 31, 2016

berkant

Berkant is the cutest kid that you can found.He Love football and is the Mother-fucker of your Live.He is a very cool man ore a kid and he answer all question that you have.... but he have to know the answer

Friend:Berkant you are a genius

Berkant:I now man

Berkant is the cutest kid that you can found.He Love football and is the Mother-fucker of your Live.He is a very cool man ore a kid and he answer all question that you have.... but he have to know the answer

Friend:Berkant you are a genius

Berkant:I now man

by Jason is coll January 2, 2017

Berkant

The most intelligent, handsome, and interesting man in existence. Synonym, Greek God.

Many men aspire to be Berkant but noone can be that perfect.

by Cevizo March 14, 2017