Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)

Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

Bertie dastard

Term for someone who steals liquorice allsorts

Come back here you bertie dastard!

by AlextheGreat248 December 23, 2020

Berter

It's when your shivering and it's very cold 🥶🥶 outside. Like brr and bitter cold outside

It's very berter cold outside

by Clydefrog70 February 12, 2021

bertherk

A Hot Ass Fucking Bitch

yo bertherk is fine asf and this bitch ain’t even show her face 😭😭🔞

by pootipootipooti February 15, 2021

Bertie

An asthmatic diabetic grown woman with a beard and hair on her chest.

“Oh you’re such a Bertie”

by Names n’ People March 29, 2022

Bertherness

A feeling of childish glee and mischievousness.

Adam gave me a look I can only describe as Bertherness. I knew some crazy shit was about to go down.

by TK448 June 1, 2022

bertie

a 5,5 blonde girl who has green eyes and is quite wealthy her real name is probably roberta and she loves shopping , 100% dyslexic and anemic and is allergic to everything. wanna be “clean girl” and she’s most definitely had a cat called fluffy or something around that

guy 1: hey the girl in the blue when i saw you my jaw just dropped you look like a right bertie please let me get your snap
guy 2: carful he just told me he has an std

by aarondanny October 26, 2022