dirty berferd

A dirty berferd is what is left behind when a skank with a cheesy, bloody, yeast infected twat sits on your face and leaves a chunky red slime trail.

That girl is such a whore - she loves to give out a dirty berferd every night.

by lisa and lyv May 17, 2008

beefed

The act of taking out one's member and slapping the recipient's face with it. Particularly during a blowjob.

I heard that girl who sits next to me in class got beefed last night while she was giving head.

by nataliee March 17, 2017

Beefed

When your hood is turned inside out on your coat/jacket/hoodie

Someone runs up behind you and turns your hood inside out "Dude! You just got beefed!"

by MarmaladeMad February 27, 2014

Beefed

Pronounced like Queefed but with a B.

The act of farting out of the urethra, also known as a man queef.

Yo dude i just beefed.

Who beefed their pants?

by Lambert654 October 12, 2009

berfectid

When you grab the wrong beer and accidentally drink that little bit that's been left in the can for weeks and then you get sick.

Matt: Ugh that tasted horrible and I don't feel so good.

Tom: Oh no, did you drink from that can over there?

Matt: yeah, I've been berfectid.

by Johnny got berfectid December 3, 2013

Beefed

laying bloody fart

Trump nation wide text - Yo, I just beefed in my pants
Memers - This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito 2

by MacropenisShaggySkooks October 4, 2018

burfed

Verb; the equivalent of sharting through your mouth; when you try to force a burp and accidentally barf.

Hey man, you got a toothbrush? I just burfed in my mouth.

I pounded on my chest to burp but I burfed instead.

by shartslurper1 December 29, 2019