benedict

benedict is a really nice guy. if you ever meet a benedict make sure to ask him out. you wont regret it. sometimes benedict can fall out with his friends. this is because his friends are being stupid. benedict always knows best. benedict can be the best friend you always wanted. benedict also likes being milked like a cow. benedict frequently engages in sexual activity and is very good at it.

"you're dating benedict?"

"since when were you friends with benedict?"
"I saw benedict last night"

by dr panther November 24, 2020

Benedict Arnold Moment

A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.

John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.

Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.

by Whitman18 August 26, 2021

Benedetta

Benedetta is a lonely girl, she has lived in Italy since she was born but she doesn’t like it.

She wants to travel all across the world and find her true love, just like in the books she reads all day.

She enjoys music a lot, she looks really cute while dancing and singing her favorite song. Or when she listens to music on the streets while it’s raining. She looks so free.
In order to express her feelings, she creates playlist and share/gift them to her friends and loved one, she’s sad because she can’t say “I love you”
Benedetta wants someone that accepts her as who she truly is: a beautiful soul with a kind heart that struggles to understand her own feelings and emotions.

Even though she thinks nobody will ever love her.

“Where’s Benedetta?”
“I don’t know, probably far away”

by yjk__78 November 21, 2021

eggz benedicked

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.

JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."

by Bandana Raburn September 18, 2011

Eggs benidict

Eggs Benedict is a traditional American brunch or breakfast dish that consists of two halves of an English muffin each of which is topped with Canadian bacon, ham or sometimes bacon, a poached egg, and hollandaise sauce. (Wikipedia)
It is also the protagonist nickname of fnaf sister location
(Yes I love fnaf)
Note: the IMG has nothing to do w sister location or food but is FNAF

Food: I love eggs benidict
Name: welcome back eggs benidict

by ASRIEL DREEMURR'S SON April 24, 2017

Benedick

Pope Benedict XVI, from the Roman Catholic Church.

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?

by Comi March 23, 2009

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.

Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.

by sugardaddybenny June 26, 2015