Beaufart scale

Similar to the nautical Beaufort scale which measures wind, the Beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 - 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like fuck.

In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"

by griggsy August 4, 2012

beauliever

Noun (1.) People who are very pro Beaumont, TX. (2.) A deluded citizen of Beaumont, TX. i.e. One who believes Beaumont TX is something that it isn't. Beaulievers are very much like the villagers from the children's story, "The Emperor's New Clothes" wherein, realistically, they can see that he is naked but convince themselves they are seeing him in great finery because it's what they are supposed to believe and, thus, want to believe. (4.) Most beaulievers really want to be Beau-Leavers, but are stuck in the region -for whatever reason- and are simply trying to make the most of it. (5.)Beaulievers is also a hashtag event that never really took off, even locally, but is still used by 5-6 social media identities on occasion.

Beaumont doesn't smell like a wet fart. It smells like money! I'm a beauliever!

by Ana Thema June 28, 2015

Beulah

A very beautiful girl. She’s shy at first but once you get to know her you you’ll see she was an amazing personality and very fun to hangout with

Hey Beulah wanna come over and suck my dick

by Skucke November 11, 2020

beautality

Beauty + brutality : when beaty is used as a weapon.

See, cleverage for a hint.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

beautaious

beautiful in fantabulous way or just a short cute way way of saying beautiful

I love ur new shirt its beautaious!!!

by SplusTsquared May 27, 2008

Beautarded

etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.

Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.

wow, that waitress is really beautarded!

by vtbobm August 31, 2010

beautated

Derived from the terms beautiful and mutation. Beautation is a non-technical term that refers to an object that has undergone a mutation or a general physical transformation from an aesthetically unassuming object into a beautiful object.

A person that has undergone plastic surgery to enhance their aesthetic beauty has become beautated.

by edmontobbb September 1, 2011