Beat the meat

Sledgehammering and abusing horses or chickens. Damn those chickens.

Tom beat the meat as hard as he could.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019

gotta beat my meat

The song made by my retarded friend at school sings when needs to masturbate

Oh shit! My eggroll is erect I gotta beat my meat!

by Wa Wa Waterboy April 23, 2018

beat the meat

what u do in front of people while being drunk as fuck!

How much have u had to drink?
sut hte fuk up dood im beetin my fukin meet%$23?>

by cody September 2, 2004

Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

by TheRealDumbassWorld February 10, 2019

Double meat beat down.

When two players in the game of halo simultaneously melee each other resulting in the death of both players.

(Player1) Oh man did you see that? (Player 2) What? (Player1) Its a Double meat beat down.

by Eppi dont! December 26, 2010

beat girl meat

when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)

bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao

by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016