bruce dickinson

Greatest metal singer of all time. He fucking owns you.

Holy fuck, when Bruce sang Hallowed Be Thy Name i got fucking owned.

by Metal Messiah February 5, 2005

Matt Bauer

Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed every single kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a pizza cutter to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce.

Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."

Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.

Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!

by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

Fat Bruce Willis

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.

by Mrparka January 31, 2009

Klaus Baudelaire

A recently thirteen year old that loves to read and is a very intelligent person. His two sisters are Violet Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire. Hes reading skills have saved the three siblings from Count Olaf's clutches.

Klaus Baudelaire is reading.

by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

Bruce Willis

actor who always has a hangover.

Bruce Willis is the man. He owns.

by Rickster885 July 19, 2003

Bause

1. The boss, except way more awesome. 2. Someone who regularly does something incredible and owns at practically everything. 3. Proven winner.

Dude, Lance scored 70 points last night on his way to a triple double and nailed two cheerleaders at halftime while the coach gave them a pep talk.

I know man, Lance is the bause.

by OT247 May 19, 2011

Bruce Almighty

(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.

Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.

by G-Union July 30, 2003