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two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.
Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.
by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
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binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.
Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
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by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016
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batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005
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batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score
1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.
by keli kear November 8, 2003
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batwang

An active male organ
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He spent the afternoon passing her the batwang.
by Leothejack August 14, 2010
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bating

While Thomas was chatting to Andrew, he started bating.
by Werdan May 24, 2006
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Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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