tongue bath

the art of licking the ENTIRE body of your partner. Not necessarily limited to just the area in between one's legs...(Boobs, ass, back...as in bathing)

"Let me give you a tongue bath, I'll lick you from head to toe"."

by Big Raj December 16, 2004

nigger bath

a nigger bath is where u just wash ur face, armpits and balls.

"damn i dont have enought time to get a shower, i'll get a nigger bath"

by jon156354 November 5, 2006

human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

Toaster bath

The act of bathing with a toaster in extreme anger or depression.

Me: *dies in a video game* FUCK MAN! IM BOUT TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH!

by Savzy June 25, 2019

Bath Torpedo

To produce a stool in water. To shit while submerged!

"Dude, the local swimming pool had to get totally evacuated after I released a Bath Torpedo from my brown launcher"

by Dedicated to Lesley! January 11, 2014

bath fuck

When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath

We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.

by $1.00 April 13, 2014

Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."

by theredcup September 8, 2019