Baranga

Female noun that means "very ugly woman" in Brazilian portuguese.

Sua irmã é uma baranga nojenta
(your sister is a disgusting ugly girl )

A festa estava cheia de barangas a procura de ser comidas
( The party was plenty of ugly girls looking for someone to fuck them )

by slorenx September 2, 2006

Barn Fart

1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.

2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.

3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.

"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."

by BarnFarter June 22, 2012

Cheese Barn

1. an establishment where cheese is sold, usually on a retail basis.

I went to the cheese barn to purchase cheese

by conradlee October 4, 2011

Cum Barnacles

The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.

I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.

by urbancocktionary December 15, 2011

poverty barn

A thrift or junk store.

I'm gonna get some cheap nonslip shoes for my new jerb at the poverty barn, playa.

by AngryCraig January 25, 2017

The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star

"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"

by smobowser October 5, 2019

Genital Barnacles

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.

Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.

by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008