Baunch

The area starting with the entire underside of the scrotum and extending to the anus. The main area of the baunch is the backside of the testicals with the secondary area of the baunch being that of the area between the testicals and the anus. Women are physiologically incapable of having a baunch.

After a day of mountain biking my sweaty baunch was in desperate need of a wash.

by VAN_CLAR August 14, 2008

Brunch Burn

A noticeable patch of sun burn, concentrated mostly on the forehead or back of the neck (depending on which direction you are facing) that develops specifically from eating brunch outside.

How long were you at brunch?! That brunch burn has got you looking like human a match stick.

by robbieobbie April 16, 2018

Brunch Eater

A Liberal that only rallies against social justice issues or government corruption when a Conservative leader is in power but gets complacent about these issues when a Liberal politician is in office.

Brunch Eaters are posting about how they can go back to sleep now that Biden is elected.

by wekickthem November 8, 2020

Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.

Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.

by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020

Marlon Brando Brunch

When someone masturbates until the point of ejaculation and cums on a pile of cotton balls. They must then shove the cotton balls in their cheeks and begin mimicking Marlon Brando.

After I initiated the Marlon Brando Brunch I exclaimed "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

by BackFoot December 29, 2009

Fbf (fat brunch flex)

A high degree of flexitude. It can be forced or come naturally. Usually occurs during brunch.

Example 1

Person 1: Is she doing an fbf (fat brunch flex) today?
Person 2: I guess so. She's in that white sundress.
Example 2
Person 1: Ima fbf today. (Proceeds to wear balenciaga/off white/Gucci/tori/Ferrell)

by Wxn June 7, 2018

baunchy

gross, crazy, landmine - boom, grenade --can be used as a compliment when talking to the right person. But, in general, not a good thing.

Tina was actin' all sorts of baunchy last night!

-or-

Bonquiqui was bein' all sorts of awesome and baunchy at the rodeo!

by klappinlou August 22, 2011