A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?
Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?
Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?
Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
by Lumpbag May 24, 2009
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Plain ole idiot...thick headed,stubborn,retarded,no brain,air head,fatima,etc..
used by libyans on the regular..
used by libyans on the regular..
what a baheema...
Oh Ali....he is a friggin baheema...
tell that baheema to come back in her or i will throw this slipper upside his head
Fatima is such a baheema....but she is soo hott..
Oh Ali....he is a friggin baheema...
tell that baheema to come back in her or i will throw this slipper upside his head
Fatima is such a baheema....but she is soo hott..
by hamids October 8, 2006
Get the Baheema mug.Buh-k-easy (n): 1) A term to describe a close friend, or family member.
2) Another term for "Bro, Dude or Man"
3) Used to show someone you trust them not to laugh when you call them this rediculous word.
(Pronounced like Bikini)
2) Another term for "Bro, Dude or Man"
3) Used to show someone you trust them not to laugh when you call them this rediculous word.
(Pronounced like Bikini)
"Yo, wazzup Bakeezee"?
by Jato Unleashed October 6, 2009
Get the Bakeezee mug.A woman, usually a wife, who takes control of a backyard barbecue and becomes a complete cunt, usually for no reason. She will try to take over the responsibilities of her husband such as grilling the burgers. She makes everyone annoyed and pissed off with her cunty attitude as she parades around acting like hot shit in front of all her husbands friends. She is a sight to see and may act nice on the surface but she is always causing drama to make sure all the attention stays on her.
His wife is really acting like a Barbecue Bitch, I'm gonna grab as many beers as I can and get the fuck outta here!
by Veronica Roxxi April 17, 2016
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by better than me? March 30, 2009
Get the bageeves mug.The act of stealing a barbecue from hard working individuals homes, only to turn around and strip them down, repaint, and repair them in order to sell them at a flea market.
I am in the line of barbecue remarketing. Just steal four at a time so its theft under CAD$1000, and sell them at the flea market. Basically peaches and cake.
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
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