barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe
accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!
by broski of broskis October 09, 2019
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Andy Barber

He is the more HOT lawyer in the world.

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men to gay and lesbians to straight just by looking at him.
Ryan: “I want you to make me yours Andy Barber !"

Max: “But you’re straight!”

Ryan: “now i'm gay.”
by Max+1 May 11, 2020
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andy barber

A lawyer so handsome and so hot he can turn straight men to gays and gays women to straight just by looking at him.
Max: *I want to be yours andy barber

katy: * But are you straight?

Max: * Lol not more!!
by Max+1 May 14, 2020
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canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.
I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!
by Emmie Wright May 05, 2016
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Lyvia Barber

Has the biggest dick energy of the century. Is also a poo face.
Lyvia Barber is a poo face.
by pixieluver September 17, 2021
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weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.
Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.
by Peter L. Harris January 07, 2017
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Larois barber

One of the best Laroi meme pages on Instagram and is also the person who gave the kid Laroi the buzz cut in 2019-2020
Random person : Who gave the kid laroi that hair cut ???

Me : It was Larois barber from Instagram
by Ashyyyyy November 22, 2021
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