1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019
Get the bant hammug. Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.
by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016
Get the bit of bantsmug. Black Ass Nigga Thug, typically but not always used for aggresive black people not to be confused with YN.
Mark: Dude some people were looking into my car last night
Zach: That was probably a bant or a group of bants
Zach: That was probably a bant or a group of bants
by MilwakueeLover32 October 30, 2025
Get the BANTmug. Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.
He has good good bants to be fair.
He has good good bants to be fair.
by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease July 26, 2018
Get the Bantsmug. Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.
by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012
Get the Captain Bantsmug. by FreddieT March 27, 2016
Get the yarny bantmug. 