Astro Faggot

The one and only word that over powers "gaylord". May only be used after one gets called a gaylord, and never used any other time.

Guy 1: "fuck you you're gay."
Guy 2: "Well you're a gaylord, O0o0O0ohhhhh I won!!!!"
Guy 1: "Astro Faggot."(walks away calmly)
Guy 3: (To Guy 2) "Dude you just got owned!"

by MrBugle69 November 13, 2011

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Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

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Altrox

Not being able to show up for an event after hyping up that you will be able to for numerous days/weeks. Especially applicable if that event is a video game tournament.

Yeah, he totally pulled an Altrox when he didn't show up for the tournament last weekend.

by Smashboards-1 May 25, 2009

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AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

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