Abraham is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Incredibly smart, athletic, and easy on the eyes. May not be the best looking guy but he's the nicest. He's surprisingly buff. Nice body. He has it all. Except sexiness. He's still sexy to me because of everything else about him. Listens to all your problems. Not like other guys. Not a player or F-boy. Best friend. Jealous of anyone who dates him!
Boy: Abraham likes a girl!
Girl: Really? He doesn't usually have crushes. I should know, we've been friends for years.
Boy: He likes a girl who's name starts with an M.
Girl: Really? He doesn't usually have crushes. I should know, we've been friends for years.
Boy: He likes a girl who's name starts with an M.
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Get the Abraham mug.A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.
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A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.
Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
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Get the Abraham Lincoln mug.The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
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