Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.

People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

by Mark Twain May 7, 2005

automatically boots and barkly

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.

mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."

by etilauqa December 5, 2011

autextic

autextic adj. and n. \ȯ tekst-ik\ a disorder that is characterized by awkward text conversations which impair the development of normal social relationships.

i just had the strangest text conversation, i believe that she is autextic.

by cruzer_415 October 15, 2012

automatic wet pussy

When you get a girl pussy wet without even touching her

When I looked Jessica into her eye and whispered something naughty into her ear i gave her an automatic wet pussy.

by Jacobcook34211 February 12, 2017

Automated Communism

The term used to describe the economy after all manual jobs and work are automated by robots, allowing time to be allocated to the arts and entertainment from daily labour.

Scientists predict that after advanced in robotics we will achieve Automated Communism and not have to work.

by mememaker333 April 25, 2017

Artemis Fowl

1. A series of books full of wit, intellegence, action and humor. Often dissed by the dim-witted.
2. Artemis Fowl II, the main character of the Artemis Fowl book series. A young boy genius who's chosen career is criminal mastermind. The only human to ever outwit the not-so-mythical race known as the elves. Kidnapped Holly Short, a fairy police officer with the Lower Elements Police Recon (I forget how to spell the full word), or LEPrecon.
3.Artemis Fowl I, the main character's father and rolemodel. Kidnapped by the Russian Mafia.
4. Greek goddess of the hunt. Artemis Fowl was named after her.

1. I am a great fan of the Artemis Fowl books.
2. Artemis Fowl is the most intelligent youth to ever grace the pages of literature.
3. Artemis Fowl turned over a new leaf after Holly and Artemis saved him.

by Darian December 24, 2003

automatic loveletter

one the best best bands ever! girl singer juliet simms
they pretty much are one of the most inperational bands around

question: did u check out automatic loveletter at the warped tour last night?
answer: o ya man they totaly kicked booty!

by jaemee July 2, 2008