The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.
Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
by Urban humor March 18, 2020
(n) staring at a teacher on a computer screen instead of going to in-person school because the schools are closed; getting an education from teachers through Zoom calls; going to Zoom school
Distance learning sucks because everyone is getting headaches from too much screen time and it is difficult to learn from teachers who are teaching from the computer instead of in the classroom. Some kids like distance learning because they can log-on with their cameras turned off and play video games all day instead of doing their school work.
by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 04, 2020
by Gartholomew83 March 13, 2020
Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.
by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020
by poca21 May 08, 2015
"Oh! Ah! Oh yeah baby! Oh, OH! Go the distance baby! Ohhh! Ohhhhh! AHHHH! OH YEAH! AH AH AHhhhhhhhh......."
by retro January 23, 2004
A term used between online friends or people in online relationships. It’s something filled with a lot of hope but deep down you know it probably won’t happen.
by Silverstarone May 15, 2018