Flight Attendant

Somebitch whodistracts you and all they know how to say is sir they should really STFU and move the cart if you say something rude to them you will be punished when really they are complete bullshit the airlines can even survive with out them
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill

Go away Flight attendant

by Retardedlolifan September 30, 2019

Attendeficitis

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.

My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.

by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011

attendrif

(n.) An alcoholic drink consumed between shots of alcohol; from the French 'attendre' ('to wait'), it is what you sip at while you're waiting for your next shot.

Do you want an attendrif between shots? We have wine, beer, and cider.

by drink to bones June 18, 2016

Attendify

To attend and have the feeling of attention whilst also feeling attentive

He had to attendify the situation before he acted upon it.

by TheDictionary 2.0 May 18, 2020

attendance fraud

When someone marked you absent in class or in work but in reality you were present or you were there

Boss: Ok you guys need to fill up the form for you to get present because i'll not be here
Client or student: (fills up the form)
Client or student: I filled up the form and I was marked absent
Boss: Then it's an attendance fraud........

by Whatever Thingy March 12, 2021

Attendurance

Consistency of showing up for classes.

Showing up to class all the time is a sign that you have a high attendurance.

by fieldofdeadFG October 13, 2021

Attending the Conference

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas

"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"

by impromptuu September 9, 2021