afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014

asserbating

The act of purposefully making a situation worse or less desirable for others while deriving personal satisfaction.

Paul is asserbating his relationship with Jessica when he accidentally texted her nude photos of himself with her Mom.

by monothesaurus February 14, 2018

angerbating

master bating with so much anger you rupture the penis

anthony was angerbating all night and ended up in the E.R.

by N1iCk November 19, 2010

Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

by Itz Rob August 27, 2016

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

alterNating cAps

At The Time AlTeRnAtInG CaPs Popped Up.

J Worked On B l o c k.

WRITE.

Find By Eye The Bottom-_Letter Letters_.

wrIte.

Change Latin -I- To wrJte.

Have You Detected The Whole-Train.

Jt was blOck.

Not.

Just AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

by deEr. April 17, 2020

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022