Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Asshair

1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.

Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.

by Rein April 22, 2003

asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

by asshater September 11, 2008

Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.

"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve

by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

Assaholic

Describes an individual that is addicted to being or becoming an Asshole.

Don't mind him, he is just an assaholic.

by FionaX October 23, 2006

assah

It's an ironic way to say what's up. You're basically just mispronouncing it.

Davis: Assah dude! How've you been bro?
Jack: Assah dude! I'm chillin' like a villain.

by ruralpoet February 27, 2017

Asschief

An individual who, by being the embodiment of an asshole,has risen through the ranks to become the head of all asshole, hence the asschief.

That asschief cut me off in traffic!

by claudine springer January 17, 2008