Assport

Noun.

Similar to a passport, except it’s a picture of your rectum.

I wanted to go visit my friend, but I was told that getting an assport is more simple than getting a passport.

by anonymous May 5, 2022

asspolice

A Nigga looking for some ass and constantly patrols his local trap for snacks to grub and grind on

Dude #1: "Aye loc, i heard twelve was up in this bitch big dawg! lookin' for someone"
Dude # "Nah, G they was lookin fo' some fat ass! Them mofos the asspolice. They ain't want no trapper you fuckin' nincompoop!"

by Yxung_Drxp July 6, 2022

asspores

Bigass pores found in a manly ass. Caused by jerking off too much. Common in 50 year old pedophiles.

Dude, stop jacking off. Your asspores are the size of your mom!

by sdfghnjt434 September 30, 2023

asspology

Portmanteau from the word 'ass' and 'apology'. An apology (usually by a content creator) that is cringe and forced due to public backlash, not because they felt sorry. Usually garner more public backlash because of the insencerity of said apology.

That YouTuber just made an asspology, he literally denied all the shit he's done and accuses everyone.

by Yi Long Mask June 15, 2024

Asspox

Itchy irritated bumps on the sphincter. Similar to that of chicken pox and highly contagious.

Man, I was raw dawging her ass and realized she has asspox. I hope I don’t catch that!

by RideFiend June 16, 2025

dude shea, asspony

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004