Asston

$7000

A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.

by Sj7 January 31, 2017

asstomouthstronaut

a traveller who explores the ass, then immediately explores the mouth; may or may not be in the space program

"That girl moved to England. She says she's an astronaut."
"Maybe an asstomouthstronaut..."

by huntsvillain June 12, 2009

asstoot

Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.

Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.

by asstoot February 7, 2010

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders

Claiming someone was leaking cars without proof it was them. Bully's others for their work and shit talks everyone who isn't a pro 3d modeler. Harasses others with no punishment.

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders: literally dont asociate yourself with modder 1 modder 2 and whatever the third fucks name is, modder 2 leaks stuff, and modder 1 and the other guy are just plain retards

by TU Hater January 5, 2020

asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003

assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

toxic assets

Paper purchases made by banks that turn out to have little or no real value.

AIG bank failed because they had 50 billion dollars worth of toxic assets

by f0rTyLeGz January 17, 2009