Aspiegasm

A feeling of intense, almost sexual, joy that a nerdy person gets from something that people on the Autistic Spectrum usually love, such as trains or weather.
On the TV show, "The Big Bang Theory" the character Sheldon frequently has Aspiegasms about geeky things.

When I offhandedly mentioned to Brian that my train was in the middle of the road, he had a total Aspiegasm, squealing "Ooh, street running! Take a picture, take a picture!"

by Pete Theroux January 2, 2012

aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.

by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011

mr aspinall

someone who milks himself to get enough milk for his cereal and 51 children

wow that guy is a complete mr aspinall

by mercrazzle May 11, 2009

Ford Aspire

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.
Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.

That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.

by Rayon the Robot May 10, 2006

naturally aspirated

a car that is not running a supercharger or turbo charger

fuckface1:yo is that car naturally aspirated?!?!?! its pretty fast.
me:yeh but thats why it keeps gettin fuckin smoked by my rb25det s13!!

by S13DR1FTK1NG September 19, 2006

Aspiration

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.

by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009

Sophie Aspin

The most beautiful, inspiring girl who has been through so much but still puts a smile on thousands of people on a daily. Sophie Aspin is one of the most strongest women the exist ever. Also one of the most unreal, beautiful girls ever!

Rah that Sophie Aspin is stunning!

by Scarlettandrewx April 26, 2021